I'm a man of numbers. I'm a man of data. I'm a man who would sell his kidneys for some really good bacon. But I know that there are those of you out there who are afraid of bacon. Many of you fear the god-meat, but you don't need to. Just look at the data:

Nutritional Values

Preparation	Serving Size	Carbs	Fiber (g)	Fat (g)	Energy (kj)
Middle Rasher - fried	1 (10g)	0	0	3	155
Middle Rasher - trimmed, fried	1 (10g)	0	0	1	95
Middle Rasher - grilled	1 (10g)	0	0	2	135
Middle Rasher - trimmed, grilled	1 (10g)	0	0	1	10

I would like to point out that there are only three grams of Fat in bacon. And if you look carefully.....there are no calories. That's right. Look at the table above.....grams of Fiber, grams of Fat and kilojoules of Energy....but not one sorry calorie.

So rest assured fellow Stuftivus travelers, there are no calories in bacon, and naturally that means that pigs in general are calorie-free. So enjoy the pig. Embrace the pork.

Now with no calories.

Cheers.